Tinseltown is snoozing over the latest Hollywood Madame to publish her memoirs, this one selling it by the chapter online, in much the same way as she did her girls. Jody “Babydol” Gibson claims Bruce Willis, Ben Affleck, Gary Busey, James Belushi and even Tommy Lasorda were her clients in her autobiography “Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam.” She spent two years in prison where she says she got the stuffing kicked out of her. But now that she’s back, her website says “This book is about my life servicing the rich and famous and their sex, sex, sex! From Ben Affleck’s steamy night with a hot blonde to Bruce Willis’ wild time when the champagne flowed.’  Gibson claims Affleck likes breasts and Willis called to order five girls once for a party. Pretty tame, call us when you get to the wetsuits and ladders. Tip for our celeb friends: handle this like Jack Nicholson did when he was implicated in the Heidi Fleiss scandal. He diffused the accusations and was hardly mentioned again in the coverage after saying “I don’t pay girls to come over. I pay ‘em to leave.”